Crawford (Craig Ferguson) is a Scottish hairstylist who believes he is competing in the prestigious Platinum Scissors competition in Los Angeles. He leaves Glasgow with a video team in order to catch the event. When Crawford discovers that he is only a spectator, he must devise a plan to become the main attraction. His stiff-as-gel rival is the abhorrent Norwegian Stig. This hysterical mockumentary has cameos by Drew Carey and others.